January 2010
47 posts
My arms look like corned beef.
What’s funny about sylon toast?
Christine has some brilliant moments.
Sarah: Mum how long is a train to Preston?
Christine: Oh I duno. About 100 yards.
Sarah: No mum.
Christine: I'll find out for you... Dawn, how long is a train?
“Jimmie: I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay?...”
– Pulp Fiction
-“How do you put a price on dignity?”
-“How do you put a price on poonany?”
Megan: In a bit of a pickle aren’t you?
Hannah: Just put me in a jar and call me a gherkin.
Cool wHip
Finding a massive spider crawling across my stomach was probably the most frightening thing that’s happened to me in a while. I squealed like a little girl.
He’s spermtastic.
Hello rain.
“Where did your martini go?”
“To a happy place”
Awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake awake.
I can’t seem to get to sleep.
- christopher!! megan says:
Peaches
Peaches. says:
Mongos
*mangos
- christopher!! megan says:
Melons
AHAHA
That’s the humor I got time for
Sarah: I can either take my place at Goldsmiths for English or apply for Art and possibly not get in. However, I met the art teacher/ admissions tutor at her flat today and it might be looking good. So baisically, art or english
Megan: You want to do art but you're worried you might not get in. Go for what you want to do.
Sarah: But I want to do English aswel
Megan: Aaah
Sarah: So baisically. I'm shit.
Megan: Eeny meeny minie mo? Ip dip doo?
Sarah: Your logic astounds me
Not happy about this.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
“Have you ever considered becoming and exotic dancer?”
– Edward O’Donovan
I'm putting it back up because I love the club too...
Sarah: oh dear megan I fancy a ginge
Megan: We can start a club.
Sarah: an i fancy a ginge club?
Megan: Yes
Sarah: my sister can join too
Megan: Three members already. Score.
Elliot: he works at tesco and saves all his wage to go paris on his own at any chance
sits in the subway and writes. and goes home.
Megan: Sounds like a good way to live your life.
“I’m going to stay up all night playing pong and watching top cat.”
– Sarah Talboys-Smith
Megan misses me.
Megan
i miss your face
and your ginger hair
and the crazed look you give me when you're excited about something
(yes i know, that was a little too romantic)
but shush.
Time for an apple and a narna.
Don't you just love jokes.
While working at Halfords for a Liverpudlian boss, I was fitting wheels to a guys car when the boss comes out and says:
“You dont fit wheels like that”
I looked at him and said:
“Being a scouser, what the fuck do you know about putting wheels ON a car?”
What you should do and what you want to do, are very different things.
Tempted to go out in the snow naked. Think I’d regret that a lot though so maybe not.
" Brilliant Alex, you've joined a croatian gang"
I laughed, SO hard.
Don’t you just hate it when you’re playing SSX and your R2 button sticks?
My Tumblarity went up to 12 because people are favouriting things and i have new followers. Well done.
Tbj.
Seeing the length of that post, no wonder Facebook wouldn’t let me.
I tried to post this on Sarah's wall but it...
Watch me wallabies feed, mate Watch me wallabies feed They’re a dangerous breed, mate So watch me wallabies feed All together now Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Keep me cockatoo cool, Kool Keep me cockatoo cool Don’t go away from the fool, Kool Just keep me cockatoo cool All together now Tie me kanagroo down, sport...
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
JUST BECASUE YOU WANT TO SMILE AND HIDE.
Be mine.
