December 2009
40 posts
Gin.
Of the Damson variety.
I R Assassin
Grandad: She’s convinced her family descended from the Templars.
Megan: Templars?! I R Assassin, I kill the Templars!
Grandad: …?
Sarah: I'l say he kills puppies on a Wednesday
Megan: Just a Wednesday?
Sarah: I think once a week is more than enough!
Megan: Why Wednesday?
Sarah: Why Wednesday? Not why does he kill puppies? Really?
Megan: Really
(Pause)
Sarah: Because on Wednesdays he goes psycho because the moon hovers above his window and brings out his inner evil which he then takes a bread knife from the kitchen and takes it out on new born labradors and slowly saws their ears off and collects them in a jar and when you get married and go on your honeymoon itl be a wednesday and he will sprinkle the ears on the bed instead or rose petals
thats why.
Sarah: find spotty please
Megan: I cannot
Sarah: aw come on
Megan: No, i can't
Sarah: for god's sake! don't be a duche bag
Megan: You did not just react like that
“I just looked for a pound and found a pencil sharpener. The pub doesn’t...”
– Sarah Talboys-Smith
For some reason
when I see it’s Tumblr Tuesday it makes me really happy.
“Everything will be okay in the end.
If it’s not okay, it’s not the...”
You’ll spend your whole life searching for perfection then realise what you really wanted was right in front of you all along.
This week has turned out to be one of those I wish I never woke up to.
ololol
edxors:
Peaches. says:
I TOLD YOU
Why am I watching this?
Eddmillitarymayyyyne says:
thats horrible
the pushing
eurrgh
token black guy
Peaches. says:
Hahaha
Plastic surgery is horrible to watch
Eddmillitarymayyyyne says:
he;s gonna feel so violated
Peaches. says:
Was he just sat crying on the grass?
Bet they left his tits and gave him a vagina to go with them
saraht-s:
Megan Fridays are good
Sarah they are better than mondays and wednesdays
Megan Tuesdays and Thursday don’t belong
Sarah belong where? most things belong somewhere if not you put them in a box so at least they belong in a box
Megan Anywhere
Sarahi hope i dont belong in a box you do
MeganTuesday Is it just after the begining of the week? Or before midweek? And fuck off do i...
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
“My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life...”
“Who needs technique when you have passion?”
So amusing.
- megggg. says:
bigger.
fick.
shut.
puss.
Questioning Megan's personal message was probably...
Peaches. says:
Why does your u type i and vice versa?
- megggg. says:
God I don't know
But it's making it very difficult
Because my laptop's being a but gay?
bit*
Peaches. says:
Lil bit
- megggg. says:
or lul but, as my laptop would say.
Peaches. says:
For lulz
Don't correct things
- megggg. says:
what, jist type ut luke thus?
peter puper pucked a peck of puckled pepper corns
u was tryung to thunk of thungs wuth lots of is and us un
thus us not good
Peaches. says:
I want polos
tbh
- megggg. says:
and me
spearmint ones
or the fruit ones in fact
Peaches. says:
I like the ones with the blue bits
- megggg. says:
yeahh they're the spearmint ones
but they've gotten rid of the blue bits to cut down on enumbers
Peaches. says:
Fuckers
FACT
On average
150 polos are eaten every second
That’s 9000 every minute
540000 ever hour
12960000 every day
90720000 every week
362880000 a month
4717440000 a year
“You tried your hardest and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”
– Oscar Wilde
“He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past,...”
– George Orwell
“-Everybody in the world thinks you’re scum. You need to prove to them that...”
– (via saraht-s)
“Nothing can be done about the past. You can only control what’s happening...”
I just ate a metre of blue
I don’t know what flavour it is
But no one has the blue ones for flavour
They have it because it’s the brightest and most unatural colour ever
November 2009
63 posts
